[agent] upgrade msw to v2 and delete the web test sharding machinery

[tyler-dane]

Goal / finish line

packages/web runs on msw@2, bun test:web uses Bun's --parallel like the other packages, and packages/scripts/src/testing/test-parallel.ts no longer contains DEFAULT_WEB_SHARDS, shardTargets, guardRss, readRssMb, or the web-only parallelArgsFor branch.

Acceptance

• bun test:web passes with --parallel and one process, locally and in CI's unit (web, 1|2) legs (or one leg once sharding is gone; update test-unit.yml and the ruleset contexts in the same change if the leg names change, and mark that part human-merged).
• test-parallel.ts shrinks by roughly 120 lines; the RSS watchdog and WEB_TEST_SHARDS env vars are gone from docs and CI.
• No test weakened.

Context

msw@1.3.5 (EOL) patches XHR in a way Bun's --isolate clears between files (oldXMLHttpRequest undefined), which is why web runs sequentially, which is why a single process OOMs on 7 GB runners, which is why there are four shards and a /proc-reading RSS guard. One dependency is the root of the whole web harness workaround chain. @testing-library/react@14 may need to move to 16 alongside.

Package scope

web, scripts

Verify commands

bun test:web
bun run verify --strict

Approval boundary

allow

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