diff --git a/beers.js b/beers.js
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+console.log("Time for a beer run...")
+
+setTimeout(function() {
+	String.prototype.repeat = function( num )
+	{
+	  return new Array( num + 1 ).join( this );
+	}
+
+	var BEER = "🍺 ";
+	var DOUBLEBEER ="🍻 ";
+
+	Number.prototype.beers = function() {
+		return BEER.repeat(this);
+	}
+
+	Number.prototype.doubleBeers = function() {
+		return DOUBLEBEER.repeat(this);
+	}
+
+	Number.prototype.pack = function() {
+		function genPack(rows, cols){
+			return (cols.beers() + "\n").repeat(rows)
+		}
+		if (this == 6) { return genPack(2, 3);}
+		else if (this == 12) {return genPack(2, 6);}
+		else if (this == 18) {return genPack(3, 6);}
+		else if (this == 24) {return genPack(4, 6);}
+	}
+
+	Math.random.beers = function(num) {
+		if (num == undefined) {var num = 10;}
+		return BEER.repeat(Math.floor(this() * num));
+	}
+
+	Date.now.beer = function(){
+		return true;
+	}
+
+	console.log('Done!');
+}, 2500)