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🧑‍💻 Dev Excuse Generator

Because "it works on my machine" can't save you forever.

A tiny web app that generates developer excuses for bugs, broken builds, production disasters, and awkward stand-up meetings.

Bug found?
That's weird. It worked yesterday.


✨ Features

  • 🎲 200+ developer excuses
  • 🗂️ Category filters
  • 📋 Copy to clipboard
  • ⌨️ Keyboard shortcuts
  • ⚡ Lightweight & instant
  • 🌐 No framework, no setup

😭 Examples

"It works on my machine."

"Probably a caching issue."

"The API must have changed."

"Looks like a race condition."

"DNS."
🚀 Run Locally
git clone https://github.com/MadB0i/Dev_Excuse_Generator.git
cd Dev_Excuse_Generator

Then just open index.html.

No npm install.

No node_modules.

No suffering.

🤝 Contributing

Got a better excuse?

Open a PR and add it.
The worse the excuse, the better. 😭

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If this saved you in a stand-up meeting, ⭐ the repo.

Made with ☕ and questionable debugging skills.

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