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NAME
nishantjoshi - converts entropy into repositories
SYNOPSIS
nishantjoshi [--rust | --zig | --swift | --ts | --why] <idea-at-3am>
DESCRIPTION
Converts unstructured ideas into infrastructure. Output: roughly
20 repositories per year since 2019, peaking at 29 in 2024. Most
remain undocumented.
Has been observed leaving 169 PRs in hyperswitch (40K★) before
moving on. Named a crate after a Pokémon. It has 271 stars.
Primary language: Rust. Secondary language: Zig. Tertiary
language: regret.
Unconfirmed reports suggest a webcam feed was made Braille-
compatible and a Flipper Zero Zig-friendly. in the same month.
In a world of AI, still maintains a Neovim config with 80+
plugins. It is "almost done."
WARNINGS
This utility has not been audited, tested, or slowed down.
BUGS
Yes.
SEE ALSO
sleep(1) — not found
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