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Trap Quest.inform/Inform/Extensions/Actions/Going.i7x

@@ -99,15 +99,20 @@ REQUIRES COMMENTING
 
 +!]	
 Check going up:
-	if there is a golem in the location of the player, say "You're going to need to deal with this monster!" instead.
+	if there is a golem in the location of the player, say "You[']re going to need to deal with this monster!" instead;
+	if the player is on a skippy ball, say "You can[']t do that while you're on a skippy ball." instead.
 
 [!<CheckGoingDown>+
 
 REQUIRES COMMENTING
 
 +!]
 Check going down:
-	if there is a golem in the location of the player, say "You're going to need to deal with this monster!" instead.
+	if there is a golem in the location of the player, say "You[']re going to need to deal with this monster!" instead;
+	if the player is on a skippy ball, say "You[']re on a skippy ball, you don't want to break your neck." instead.
+
+Carry out going while the player is on a skippy ball:
+	say "You [one of]bounce[or]jump[at random] in [the travel-direction of the player] direction.".
 
 [!<TheHotelSetUpRule>+
 
@@ -256,6 +261,33 @@ Definition: yourself is squirming:
 	if there is an insertable object penetrating a fuckhole, decide yes;
 	decide no.
 
+To say movementDesc:
+	if the player is upright:
+		say "walk";
+	if the player is crawling:
+		say "crawl";
+	if the player is mounted:
+		if the player is on a skippy ball:
+			say "bounce";
+
+To say movingDesc:
+	if the player is upright:
+		say "walking";
+	if the player is crawling:
+		say "crawling";
+	if the player is mounted:
+		if the player is on a skippy ball:
+			say "bouncing";
+
+To say movedDesc:
+	if the player is upright:
+		say "walked";
+	if the player is crawling:
+		say "crawled";
+	if the player is mounted:
+		if the player is on a skippy ball:
+			say "bounced";
+
 
 [!<movementReductionFlavSaid:Integer>*
 
@@ -284,25 +316,25 @@ To decide which number is the movement reduction of the player:
 		if the largeness of belly > 7, increase X by 2;
 		if the largeness of belly > 8, increase X by 2;
 		if movement-reduction-flav-said is 0:
-			say "[if the largeness of belly > 7]The huge size of your [ShortDesc of belly] is making it extremely unwieldy, and[otherwise if the largeness of belly > 5]The large size of your [ShortDesc of belly][otherwise]Your [ShortDesc of belly][end if] is significantly affecting the way you walk, restricting your movement[one of] and making it significantly easier for monsters to stop you from escaping[or][stopping]!";
+			say "[if the largeness of belly > 7]The huge size of your [ShortDesc of belly] is making it extremely unwieldy, and[otherwise if the largeness of belly > 5]The large size of your [ShortDesc of belly][otherwise]Your [ShortDesc of belly][end if] is significantly affecting the way you [movementDesc], restricting your movement[one of] and making it significantly easier for monsters to stop you from escaping[or][stopping]!";
 			now movement-reduction-flav-said is 1;
-	if there is a worn diaper:
+	if there is a worn diaper and the player is not on a skippy ball:
 		let D be the weight of a random worn diaper;
 		increase X by D;
 		if movement-reduction-flav-said is 0 and D > 1:
-			say "[if D > 4]Your comically exaggerated waddling caused by your extremely bloated diaper makes it almost impossible[otherwise if D > 2]Your extremely awkward waddling caused by your bloated diaper makes it extremely difficult[otherwise]Your awkward walking caused by your large diaper makes it difficult[end if] to move quickly[one of] and is making it significantly easier for monsters to stop you from escaping[or][stopping]!";
+			say "[if D > 4]Your comically exaggerated waddling caused by your extremely bloated diaper makes it almost impossible[otherwise if D > 2]Your extremely awkward waddling caused by your bloated diaper makes it extremely difficult[otherwise]Your awkward [movingDesc] caused by your large diaper makes it difficult[end if] to move quickly[one of] and is making it significantly easier for monsters to stop you from escaping[or][stopping]!";
 			now movement-reduction-flav-said is 1;
 	if the player is squirming:
 		repeat with F running through insertable objects penetrating a fuckhole:
 			increase X by the girth of F / 3;
 			if movement-reduction-flav-said is 0:
-				say "Your [F] is significantly affecting the way you walk, restricting your movement[one of] and making it significantly easier for monsters to stop you from escaping[or][stopping]!";
+				say "Your [F] is significantly affecting the way you [movementDesc], restricting your movement[one of] and making it significantly easier for monsters to stop you from escaping[or][stopping]!";
 				now movement-reduction-flav-said is 1;
-	if the player is swaying:
+	if the player is swaying and the player is not on a skippy ball:
 		increase X by 2;
 		if the weight of hips > 17, increase X by 2;
 		if movement-reduction-flav-said is 0:
-			say "[if the weight of hips > 17]The comically exaggerated swaying of your [HipDesc][otherwise if the weight of hips > 11]The exaggerated swaying of your [HipDesc][otherwise]The swaying of your [HipDesc][end if] is significantly affecting the way you walk, restricting your movement[one of] and making it significantly easier for monsters to stop you from escaping[or][stopping]!";
+			say "[if the weight of hips > 17]The comically exaggerated swaying of your [HipDesc][otherwise if the weight of hips > 11]The exaggerated swaying of your [HipDesc][otherwise]The swaying of your [HipDesc][end if] is significantly affecting the way you [movementDesc], restricting your movement[one of] and making it significantly easier for monsters to stop you from escaping[or][stopping]!";
 			now movement-reduction-flav-said is 1;
 	decide on X.
 
@@ -468,9 +500,11 @@ Check going:
 	repeat with M running through expectant monsters:
 		now the last-interaction of M is 0; [Naughty player, moving is not submissive!  Monsters are not delayed by a going action.]
 	[The player has a chance of involuntarily standing up when super light and moving.]
-	if the player is prone and the player is zeroG:
-		say "You try to crawl forward but by pushing on the ground with your extremely light body, you inadvertently stand up.";
-		silently try standing;
+	if the player is zeroG:
+		if the player is prone:
+			say "You try to crawl forward but by pushing on the ground with your extremely light body, you inadvertently stand up.";
+			silently try standing;
+		if the player is mounted and the player is on a skippy ball, Bounce Bigtime;
 	if the player is prone and a random number between -3 and 3 > the weight of the player:
 		say "You try to crawl forward but by pushing on the ground with your extremely light body, you inadvertently stand up.";
 		silently try standing;
@@ -882,9 +916,15 @@ REQUIRES COMMENTING
 +!]
 To Test A Pressure Trap:
 	let B be the largeness of breasts;
-	if the player is upright:
-		say "[bold type]You feel the stone slab underneath your feet depress as you step on it...[roman type][line break]";
-		trigger a pressure trap;
+	if the player is not crawling:
+		if the player is upright:
+			say "[bold type]You feel the stone slab underneath your feet depress as you step on it...[roman type][line break]";
+			trigger a pressure trap;
+		otherwise:
+			if the player is on a skippy ball:[a chance to jump over it, decreased by weight.]
+				if a random number between -3 and the weight of the player > 14:
+					say "[bold type]A stone slab underneath you depresses as you [movingDesc] on it...[roman type][line break]";
+					trigger a pressure trap;
 	otherwise:
 		let R be ((a random number between 0 and the dexterity of the player) + (a random number between 0 and the dexterity of the player));
 		if there is a worn sandals, increase R by 4;
@@ -962,14 +1002,21 @@ To Test A Wire Trap:
 		if R > 15:
 			say "[bold type]You [if there is worn ankle bond]carefully sidestep[otherwise]gracefully step[end if] over [if the location of the player is in the Mansion]a protruding floorboard[otherwise]a tripwire[end if].[roman type][line break]";
 		otherwise:
-			say "[bold type]You were too busy concentrating on [if the soreness of asshole > 6]your sore [asshole][otherwise]other things[end if], and you walked right into a [if the location of the player is in the Mansion]raised floorboard[otherwise]tripwire[end if]![roman type]  Oops![line break]";
+			say "[bold type]You were too busy concentrating on [if the soreness of asshole > 6]your sore [asshole][otherwise]other things[end if], and you [movedDesc] right into a [if the location of the player is in the Mansion]raised floorboard[otherwise]tripwire[end if]![roman type]  Oops![line break]";
 			trigger a wire trap;
-	otherwise:
+	if the player is crawling:
 		if the largeness of breasts < 16 or the location of the player is in the Mansion:
 			say "[bold type]You crawl [if the location of the player is in the Mansion]over a protruding floorboard.[otherwise]under a tripwire.[end if][roman type][line break]";
 		otherwise:
 			say "[bold type]You try to crawl under a tripwire. but your [BreastDesc] stop you lowering your body enough.  The wire gets caught on your [if the class of the player is princess]tiara[otherwise]shoulders[end if]![roman type][line break]";
 			trigger a wire trap;
+	otherwise:
+		if the player is on a skippy ball:[a chance to jump over it, decreased by weight.]
+			if a random number between -3 and the weight of the player > 8:
+				say "[bold type]you [movementDesc] against a tripwire.[line break]";
+				trigger a wire trap;
+			otherwise:
+				say "[bold type]You [movementDesc] over a tripwire. Phew that was close.[line break]";
 	if T is nothing, place permanent triggered wire.
 
 [!<TriggerAWireTrap>+

Trap Quest.inform/Inform/Extensions/Actions/Jumping.i7x

@@ -29,8 +29,19 @@ Check jumping:
 	if the player is immobile:
 		now seconds is 0;
 		say "You're a bit stuck right now!" instead;
-	say "You jump, making your wobbly bits wobble.  [if B < 16]You're not quite sure why you had the urge to do that...[otherwise]Your [BreastDesc] smack you in the face!  Ouch![end if]".
+	if the player is on skippy ball:
+		say "You [one of]launch yourself by pushing your legs alongside the skippy ball surface[or][one of]push yourself up[or]jump[or]bounce[at random] once more[stopping].";
+	otherwise:
+		say "You jump, making your wobbly bits wobble.  [if B < 16]You're not quite sure why you had the urge to do that...[otherwise]Your [BreastDesc] smack you in the face!  Ouch![end if]".
 Understand "leap", "bounce", "ju" as jumping.
 
+After jumping:
+	if the player is on skippy ball (called S) and a skippy dildo (called D) is part of the S:
+		if the D is worn by the player:
+			let P be the pussy;
+			if the player is male or D is penetrating the asshole:
+				now P is the asshole;
+			say "[if the is lubricant covering P]The lube is still working its magic -- you feel no resistance, no pain, just[or]You feel[end if] [one of]the dildo[or]the protrusion[or]yet another few inches[at random] [one of]bash[or]slam into[or]reentering[or]ramm ing[or]smacking[or]sliding all the way into[at random] your [ShortDesc of P]. ";
+			humiliate 20;
 
 Jumping ends here.

Trap Quest.inform/Inform/Extensions/Every Turn/Flight.i7x

@@ -46,27 +46,43 @@ To Execute Takeoff:
 		if map images is 1, display entire map;
 	now the alert of the player is 1. [You stop resting]
 
+To Bounce Bigtime:
+	if the player is zeroG:
+		now last-turn-flight is 1;
+		say "Due to your extremely light weight you bounce a lot higher than expected, and you are currently still afloat.";
+	otherwise:
+		if the player is in the woods:
+			now last-turn-flight is 1;
+			say "The shear force launches you dangerously high.";
+		otherwise:
+			say "You bounce against the ceiling, and back towards the ground.";
+			Execute Landing.
+
 [!<ExecuteLanding>+
 
 REQUIRES COMMENTING
 
 +!]
 To Execute Landing:
 	now last-turn-flight is 0;
-	say "You slowly start to descend towards the ground.  ";
-	if the player is in Sky01:
-		say "You have no idea where you are going to land.";
-		now the player is in a random placed jungle room;
-		repeat with M running through monsters in the location of the player:
-			compute perception of M;
-	let monster-flav be 0;
-	repeat with M running through dangerous monsters in the location of the player:
-		if monster-flav is 0 and the sex addiction of the player < 10 and the bimbo of the player > 4, say "Seeing the danger below, you pathetically try to flap your arms to stay airborne, but just manage to make yourself look like an utter idiot.";
-		say LandingTaunt of M;
-		now monster-flav is 1;
+	if the player is zeroG:
+		say "You slowly start to descend towards the ground.  ";
+		if the player is in Sky01:
+			say "You have no idea where you are going to land.";
+			now the player is in a random placed jungle room;
+			repeat with M running through monsters in the location of the player:
+				compute perception of M;
+		let monster-flav be 0;
+		repeat with M running through dangerous monsters in the location of the player:
+			if monster-flav is 0 and the sex addiction of the player < 10 and the bimbo of the player > 4, say "Seeing the danger below, you pathetically try to flap your arms to stay airborne, but just manage to make yourself look like an utter idiot.";
+			say LandingTaunt of M;
+			now monster-flav is 1;
+		if map images is 1, display entire map;
+	otherwise:
+		if the player is on a skippy ball:
+			say "With the skippy ball you manage to divert the majoriy of the blow, but you are hurled off afterwards.";
 	say "[bold type]As you land, you fall to your knees.[roman type][line break]";
-	if map images is 1, display entire map;
-	if the player is upright:
+	if the player is not prone:
 		try kneeling;
 	otherwise if the location of the player is glue-puddled:
 		say "You eye the [one of]puddle of glue[or]sticky blob below you[or]strong-smelling pool of adhesive[at random] with [one of]fear in your eyes[or]a tremor of nerves[or]a feeling that it's reaching out toward you[at random]. [one of]Uh oh.[or][variable custom style]Please, no![roman type][line break][or][variable custom style]Dear lord, not again![roman type][line break][at random]";

Trap Quest.inform/Inform/Extensions/Furniture/Hotel Bed.i7x

@@ -15,7 +15,15 @@ To compute furniture resting on (F - a hotel bed):
 To say RestingDesc of (F - a hotel bed):
 	say "You [one of]get into the bed and [or]continue to [stopping]relax on the comfortable mattress.".
 
-HotelBedBoring is a kind of hotel bed.  There are 2 HotelBedBoring.
+HotelBedHalfPosted is a kind of hotel bed. The description is "A bed with four posts. Two high headboard posts and two footboard posts[if the sex addiction of the player > 9] exactly the right height[end if].".
+There are 2 HotelBedHalfPosted. The printed name of HotelBedHalfPosted is "[TQlink of item described]half posted hotel bed[TQxlink of item described][shortcut-desc][verb-desc of item described]".
+
+A bed post is a kind of dong. It is scenery. The description is "The footboard posts end just above your middle.". Understand "post" as the bed post.
+A left bed post is a kind of bed post. It is part of every HotelBedHalfPosted.
+A right bed post is a kind of bed post. It is part of every HotelBedHalfPosted.
+
+To decide which number is the masturbation-bonus of (B - a bed post):
+	decide on 2.
 
 HotelBedCreamy is a kind of hotel bed. There are 2 HotelBedCreamy. The printed name of HotelBedCreamy is "[TQlink of item described][if item described is unencountered]hotel bed[otherwise if diaper quest is 1]constricting hotel bed[otherwise][semen] soaked hotel bed[end if][TQxlink of item described][shortcut-desc][verb-desc of item described]".
 To say RestingDesc of (F - HotelBedCreamy):

Trap Quest.inform/Inform/Extensions/Monster/Aeromancer.i7x

@@ -964,22 +964,27 @@ To compute aeromancer science of (M - a confident aeromancer):
 				destroy C;
 			if the number of worn clothing is N, DelicateUp 1;
 	otherwise: [Selkie: it'd be sweet if she could add a step or two to a latex-doll transformation that was underway]
-		say "A beam flies straight from her wand to your face!";
-		if a random number between 1 and 3 > 1 and (the raw largeness of hair + 1) < max hair length:
-			say "Your hair grows and rapidly shifts in color!";
-			HairUp 2;
-		if a random number between 1 and 3 > 1 and the make-up of face < 3:
-			say "Your make up gets thicker!";
-			FaceUp 1;
-		if a random number between 1 and 4 > 1:
-			say "You feel smarter!";
-			IntUp 2;
-		if a random number between 1 and 3 > 1 and the lips of face < 2 + artificial enhancements fetish:
-			say "Your lips get plumper!";
-			LipsUp 1;
-		say "Your head feels a bit more giddy!";
-		OralSexAddictUp 1;
-		SexAddictUp 1;
+		if the player is mounted:
+			if the player is on a skippy ball (called S) and there is a skippy dildo (called D) part of S:
+				say "A beam directed by [M] shoots towards you, but it seems to have hit your Skippy Ball, rather than you.";
+				sizeUp D by a random number between 0 and 3;
+		otherwise:
+			say "A beam flies straight from her wand to your face!";
+			if a random number between 1 and 3 > 1 and (the raw largeness of hair + 1) < max hair length:
+				say "Your hair grows and rapidly shifts in color!";
+				HairUp 2;
+			if a random number between 1 and 3 > 1 and the make-up of face < 3:
+				say "Your make up gets thicker!";
+				FaceUp 1;
+			if a random number between 1 and 4 > 1:
+				say "You feel smarter!";
+				IntUp 2;
+			if a random number between 1 and 3 > 1 and the lips of face < 2 + artificial enhancements fetish:
+				say "Your lips get plumper!";
+				LipsUp 1;
+			say "Your head feels a bit more giddy!";
+			OralSexAddictUp 1;
+			SexAddictUp 1;
 	say "[speech style of M]'[one of]Whew, that was awesome!'[or]Thanks for your help.'[or]Interesting...'[or]Well that was unexpected...'[or]Curiouser and curiouser.'[in random order][roman type]  The [M] [one of]jots a short note[or]smirks at you and writes just a word or two[or]makes a quick note[or]writes a scribble[at random] in her pocket book and then closes it.".
 
 To compute unique climax of (M - a confident aeromancer) in (F - asshole):