Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher
You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.
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