Why take a personality test when you could take THE personality test?
SBTI (Silly Big Personality Test) is the anti-MBTI. No four-letter codes, no Jungian archetypes, no career counseling brochures. Just 31 brutally honest questions that reveal which pile of human chaos you really are.
Are you a CTRL (The Controller — perfectionists who rest Ctrl+S over their entire existence)?
Are you a SHIT (The Cynic — gripes about everything but still opens Excel to get shit done)?
Or worse... are you a DIO-S (The Loser — congratulations, you've achieved Diogenes' Original Realism)?
- Answer 31 questions (plus 2 bonus if you dare)
- Get matched against 26 unique personality types across 15 dimensions
- Receive a brutally accurate portrait of your magnificent disaster of a self
- 26 Distinct Types — From "MUM" to "FUCK", each with its own lore
- 15 Dimensions — S1 to So3, measuring everything from self-esteem to social awkwardness
- Hidden Types — Answer certain questions wrong and unlock the legendary DRUNK type
- Shitpost-Grade Accuracy — May or may not reflect actual personality
- Multi-Language Support — 中文 / English fully supported, with 日本語 and 한국어 planned
This is a static site — host it anywhere. To deploy on GitHub Pages:
- Fork or clone this repo
- Go to Settings → Pages → Source → Select
mainbranch and/ (root) - Enable GitHub Actions if prompted
- Push to
main— deployment is automatic
Original Author: Bilibili @蛆肉儿串儿