DevOps Engineer / Linux Freak
#!/bin/bash
whoami() {
echo "Keyboard warrior, breaking fingers with VIM"
echo "Automation enthusiast (more like obsession-ist)"
echo "Bash script for everything"
}
ps aux | grep adis
# USER PID %CPU %MEM COMMAND
# adis 1 99.9 100 hacking-around-with-bash
# adis 2 88.0 50 wondering-why-it-works-now
# adis 3 75.5 25 blaming-dns
kubectl get pods -n brain
# NAME READY STATUS
# automation-obsession 1/1 Running
# coffee-dependency 1/1 Running
# imposter-syndrome 0/1 CrashLoopBackOff
crontab -l
# 0 9 * * * brew coffee && check-alerts
# 0 12 * * * brew coffee && terraform plan
# 0 17 * * * kubectl delete pods --all -A --force --grace-period=0
export INTERESTS="linux vim containerization iac network math"
export MOTTO="if it can be scripted, it will be scripted"
whoami