Free market intelligence for the people Wall Street ignores.
"Patron saint of the unbanked, the unpriced, and the unwelcome. He stands with the vulnerable, the poor, and the oppressed — freeing them from the bonds of class warfare with the one weapon Wall Street fears most: information."
Live: market.osintnet.uk
Built and maintained by VPDLNY — the Vulnerable Persons Defense League of NY.
Tuck is a single-file Cloudflare Worker that delivers:
- 📊 Watchlist — real-time market data for a 9-ticker watchlist (NVDA, NET, AVGO, QCOM, MP, XLE, USO, MU, INTC)
- 📰 News — OSINT-grade news signals with escalation/de-escalation scoring
- 🏛️ Congress Watch — live congressional stock trade tracking (STOCK Act 2012 disclosures)
- 📈 Macro — Fed funds, CPI, unemployment, VIX, DXY, oil prices
- 🤖 Ask Tuck — free conversational AI guide powered by Llama 3.3 70B on Cloudflare Workers AI
- 📚 Learn — plain-English market education
No login. No ads. No tracking. No PFOF. No financial advice. Ever.
- ❌ Not financial advice
- ❌ Not a brokerage
- ❌ Not a signal service
- ❌ Not pay-to-win
If you came here looking for buy/sell calls, you're in the wrong place. Tuck explains what the data means. You make your own decisions.
Wall Street hoards information. Bloomberg Terminal costs $25k/year. Real-time data, congressional trade tracking, geopolitical OSINT — it's all locked behind paywalls that the vulnerable, the working class, and the curious can't afford.
We think that's broken. So we built Tuck.
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Yahoo Capwatch Geoint Workers AI OSINT
Finance Worker Workers (Llama 3.3) Feeds
(prices) (congress) (news+px) (Ask Tuck) (RSS)
- Edge: Cloudflare Workers (V8 isolates, free tier)
- AI:
@cf/meta/llama-3.3-70b-instruct-fp8-faston Workers AI - Storage: Cloudflare KV (rate limiting), R2 (assets)
- Frontend: Vanilla HTML/CSS/JS — zero dependencies, zero build step
- Data sources: Yahoo Finance, Capitol Trades, public OSINT RSS feeds
Note: This repo contains the published source of the live worker for transparency and forking. To deploy your own, you'll need to configure the listed backend services or replace them with your own data sources.
- Fork this repo
- Install Wrangler
- Create the required bindings in
wrangler.toml:AI— Workers AI bindingTUCK_KV— KV namespace for rate limitingCAPWATCH_SECRET— bearer token for your Capitol Trades backend (or replace the proxy with your own data source)
- Update the
YOUR-*-WORKER.workers.devplaceholders insrc/peoples-market-worker.jsto point to your own backend workers or remove those features - Deploy:
wrangler deploy
See docs/SETUP.md for the full guide.
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src/peoples-market-worker.js |
The single-file worker — HTML, CSS, JS, and API routes all in one |
docs/SETUP.md |
Deploy-it-yourself guide |
docs/ASK_TUCK_PROMPT.md |
The exact system prompt that gives Tuck his personality and guardrails |
docs/ARCHITECTURE.md |
How the pieces fit together |
Tuck's Llama 3.3 instance has these rules in its system prompt — they cannot be overridden by users:
- Never give financial advice. Educational only.
- Never predict prices. Direct users to live data tabs.
- Never moralize or preach. Just help.
- Be honest about uncertainty. Say "I don't know" when you don't.
MIT. Use it, fork it, improve it. If you build something cool with it, tell us.
- Built by VPDLNY
- Tuck portrait & branding by the VPDLNY art collective
- Llama 3.3 by Meta, served via Cloudflare Workers AI
- Congressional trade data via Capitol Trades / Senate Stock Watcher
- Market data via Yahoo Finance public endpoints
- 🌐 market.osintnet.uk
- 💬 Discord
- 🐦 Bluesky: @indicaindependent.bsky.social
"What they hoard, we hand back."