machine-room — a Game Boy emulator: SM83, scanline PPU, four-voice sound, in 1,164 lines with no dependencies. Passes Blargg's CPU tests and renders dmg-acid2 pixel-perfect. Insert a cartridge.
_{2026 · ZERO DEPENDENCIES · HARDWARE-TEST VERIFIED}

sculpture-hall — a 3D renderer with no GPU: matrices, near-plane clipping, z-buffer, perspective-correct texturing, written longhand. Walk the hall, or drop your own .obj onto the plinth.
_{2026 · ZERO DEPENDENCIES · ZERO WEBGL · 36 TESTS}

NebulaStreams V2 — hybrid streaming server: torrent streaming, HTTP proxying, and a disk-backed cache.
_{2026 · JAVASCRIPT · ★ 7}

Nebula Player — one streaming player, four rooms: web, Android, desktop, and a shared watch-party.
_{2026 · TYPESCRIPT + KOTLIN · ★ 2}

TrustPacket — three-way trust reconciliation for law-firm client accounts. Two exports in, a signed packet out.
_{2026 · NODE + SQLITE · NO EXTERNAL SERVICES}

FlowWatch — cross-client monitoring for n8n and Make automations, with white-label monthly reports (site).
_{2026 · JAVASCRIPT · ZERO DEPENDENCIES}

The Last Samurai — a wordless cinematic scroll film in six movements. No dialogue, no chrome; the scrollbar is the projector.
_{2026 · HTML · ONE PAGE}

Monochrome for Android — a Spotify-style Monochrome client packaged as an Android app.
_{2026 · JAVASCRIPT · ★ 2}

graph-graffiti — draw text and sprites on a contribution graph in backdated empty commits. The studio behind the arcade wing, cleaned up and handed to visitors.
_{2026 · NODE · ONE FILE · ZERO DEPENDENCIES}

arcade-cabinet — Space Invaders in the terminal. The invaders on the graph don't move; these do.
_{2026 · NODE · 385 LINES · ONE COLOR SPENT ON BULLETS}

print-room — a poster press. Every visit prints a numbered edition from the collection's identity; the number in the URL is the poster.
_{2026 · ONE HTML FILE · EDITION OF ONE}

the-vault — the storage basement, navigable entirely in markdown. The receiving books run to 27. This page says 26. Someone should look into that.
_{2026 · NO CODE · 17 ROOMS · ONE MISSING EXHIBIT}

Pieces not currently on display: an emergency-line triage engine, an app that locks a phone against its owner's worse instincts, an invoice tool on its second payment processor, an intent radar for a noisy social network, and a reorder planner for shopkeepers.

_{STORAGE IS NOT ABANDONMENT · PIECES ROTATE}

The collection is maintained by one person. Every exhibit accepts issues and pull requests. New pieces appear without announcement.

_{THE COLLECTION IS PERMANENTLY OPEN · FREE ADMISSION}

_{CATALOGUE REV. 2026-08}