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cfg/common_settings.go:36:19: string literal contains Unicode control characters, consider using escape sequences instead (ST1018)
cfg/common_settings.go:48:32: string literal contains the Unicode control character U+0082, consider using the '\u0082' escape sequence instead (ST1018)
modules/airbrake/widget.go:16:21: string literal contains Unicode control characters, consider using escape sequences instead (ST1018)
modules/airbrake/widget.go:17:21: string literal contains Unicode control characters, consider using escape sequences instead (ST1018)
modules/cds/queue/display.go:86:23: string literal contains the Unicode control character U+009E, consider using the '\u009e' escape sequence instead (ST1018)

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