Unbirday is a fork of Birday, an excellent Android app for upstanding gentlefolk to remember proper birthdays, as God and Nature intended, according to the Gregorian order whose angelic voices sing the virtues of doing the exact same things at the exact same fraction of 365.2425helpimstuckinasolarsystemfactory0982103 days ad infinitum because predictable repetition is GOOD and you definitely want to go to Heaven.
If that is fine by you, press ctrl-w.
The truth, excellence, and purity of Birday was known, in the Biblical sense, whatever that means. It was then gutted and bastardized to spew inane reminders and calendar events by their day-of-week and day-of-month.
So there, it is clear:
If you'd invite cheer
to a calendeer squeer
with fewer tears and more beers,
have no fear.
Install Unbirday near.
That is: if one was born near a holiday or a time of year when it is otherwise inconvenient to celebrate, check the next unbirthday instead.
This fork out-scoped and elided a lot of the upstream typical birthday tracking features like statistics and age calculation and astrology.
Many things are dubious, including how many birthdays anyone has left, and more to-the-point, the maintenance of this project given the preceding concise tangent.
But maintainers, should they not yet have shuffled off their mortal coil,
like people in theory (as often as theory may deviate from practice)
and theoretically,
you should make your best ham-fisted attempts to engage with the whole governance groupware shamwow(™😬) that comes with this publicly hosted abomination of control.
Not because you want to, but because it is there.
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