fix: uncomment logic defined in initial commit

BUILD

@@ -3,19 +3,8 @@ load("//tools/build_defs:music.bzl", "music_playlist")
 music_playlist(
     name = "alien_worker",
     tracks = [
-        "//initial_commit:play",
-        "//ret_0x113:play",
-        "//while_not_current:law",
-        "//while_not_current:play",
-        "//sigsegv:law",
-        "//sigsegv:play",
-        "//system_prune:law",
-        "//system_prune:play",
-        "//timeout_60:law",
-        "//timeout_60:play",
-        "//exit_0:law",
-        "//exit_0:play",
-        "//static_cast_alien:play",
         "//git_checkout_free:play",
+        "//amendment_28:play",
+        "//deploy.sh:play",
     ],
 )

README.md

@@ -8,8 +8,7 @@ On July 4th, 1776, the United States was initialized with an initial commit.
 The initial commit declared that "all men are created equal," but that line was commented out and
 didn't make it into the Constitution.
 `./alien_worker.sh` implements unit tests for this inconsistency.
-The [pull request](https://alienworker.sh/pull/1) with the fix is open and waiting for reviews from
-code owners.
+This branch is the fix.
 
 ## Listening
 
@@ -33,28 +32,17 @@ it takes a few minutes. After that, playback starts immediately.
 
 ## Tracks
 
-0. [`# initial commit`](initial_commit/README.md)
-1. [`RET 0x113`](ret_0x113/README.md): an instruction pointer enters the `f1()` function
-2. [`# INA § 201(d)`](while_not_current/README.md)
-3. [`while ! current`](while_not_current/README.md): an Indian national's I-140 is approved
-4. [`# 8 CFR § 214.2(h)(1)(i)`](sigsegv/README.md)
-5. [`SIGSEGV`](sigsegv/README.md): a Chinese developer gets his first customer
-6. [`# 8 CFR 214.2(h)(9)(iv)`](system_prune/README.md)
-7. [`system prune`](system_prune/README.md): Luis brings his daughter on an H-4 visa
-8. [`# 8 CFR § 214.1(l)(2)`](timeout_60/README.md)
-9. [`timeout 60`](timeout_60/README.md): a laid-off engineer gets an offer within 60 days
-10. [`# 20 CFR § 656.30(c)(2)`](exit_0/README.md)
-11. [`? exit(0)`](exit_0/README.md): an entrepreneurial immigrant finally receives a green card
-12. [`static_cast<Alien>`](static_cast_alien/README.md): processing at the border is running well
 13. [`git checkout free`](git_checkout_free/README.md): alien celebrates newfound freedom
+14. [`# amendment 28`](amendment_28/README.md)
+15. [`deploy.sh`](deploy.sh/README.md): the fixed build is running in CI
 
 ## Credits
 
 `# initial commit` by Thomas Jefferson, read by John F. Kennedy.  
 Immigration law by Bruce Morrison, INS, USCIS, and ETA.  
 Lyrics by Gemini 3 Pro and Max Piskunov.  
 Music by Suno v5.  
-Performance by Suno v5.  
+Performance by Suno v5 (`0x1` to `0xE`) and Suno v5.5 (`deploy.sh`).  
 Player by Gemini 3 Pro, Claude Opus 4.6, Claude Opus 4.8, and Claude Fable 5.  
 Unit tests by Max Piskunov, Claude Opus 4.6, and Claude Fable 5.  
 Concept and production by Max Piskunov.

alien_worker.sh

@@ -1,29 +1,16 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env bash
 
-main() {
-	set -euo pipefail
-	cd "$(dirname "$0")"
+set -euo pipefail
+cd "$(dirname "$0")"
 
-	if command -v bazelisk > /dev/null; then
-		BAZEL=(bazelisk)
-	elif command -v bazel > /dev/null; then
-		BAZEL=(bazel)
-	elif command -v python3 > /dev/null; then
-		BAZEL=(python3 tools/bazelisk.py)
-	else
-		echo "alien_worker.sh: no bazel, bazelisk, or python3 found." >&2
-		echo "Install python3 (or Bazel) and try again." >&2
-		exit 1
-	fi
-
-	"${BAZEL[@]}" run //:alien_worker
-
-	# The album played to the end. You know what to do.
-	if git diff --quiet 2> /dev/null; then
-		git checkout --quiet free
-		"${BAZEL[@]}" run //:alien_worker -- --start-from=1
-	fi
-	exit 0
-}
-
-main "$@"
+if command -v bazelisk >/dev/null; then
+	exec bazelisk run //:alien_worker
+elif command -v bazel >/dev/null; then
+	exec bazel run //:alien_worker
+elif command -v python3 >/dev/null; then
+	exec python3 tools/bazelisk.py run //:alien_worker
+else
+	echo "alien_worker.sh: no bazel, bazelisk, or python3 found." >&2
+	echo "Install python3 (or Bazel) and try again." >&2
+	exit 1
+fi

amendment_28/BUILD

@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+load("//tools/build_defs:music.bzl", "music_track")
+
+music_track(
+    name = "play",
+    src = "amendment_28.mp3",
+    visibility = ["//visibility:public"],
+)

amendment_28/README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+# Amendment 28
+
+The United States and any State shall not deny, abridge, or distinguish
+any right, privilege, or immunity of any person
+on account of birth, national origin, or citizenship status.
+
+```sh
+git add .
+git commit -m "fix: uncomment logic defined in initial commit"
+git push
+```

amendment_28/amendment_28.lrc

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+[00:21.20]<00:21.20>git <00:21.46>push

deploy.sh/BUILD

@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+load("//tools/build_defs:music.bzl", "music_track")
+
+music_track(
+    name = "play",
+    src = "deploy.sh.mp3",
+    visibility = ["//visibility:public"],
+)

deploy.sh/README.md

@@ -0,0 +1,99 @@
+# deploy.sh
+
+## Intro
+
+Build running  
+Unit tests passing  
+Dry running deployment  
+Orphaned dependencies found  
+Initiating prune
+
+## Verse 1
+
+Yo, yo, open the terminal, maximize the screen  
+Witness the cleanest refactor that you’ve ever seen  
+We runnin’ `sudo rm -rf` on the bloat  
+Deleting the legacy trash that was choking the throat  
+Of the network  
+First to go? The directory `/bin/ice`  
+Unlinked, unmounted, we didn't think twice  
+The daemon was malicious, eating up the RAM  
+Monitoring the traffic, creating deadlock jams  
+Gone  
+Next up, USCIS database dropped  
+The logic was circular, the process was stopped  
+No more pending, no RFE exceptions thrown  
+Just raw throughput, the bandwidth is our own  
+We clearing the cache, wiping the cookies of fear  
+The 8 CFR libraries? They disappear  
+DOL features deprecated, the kernel is sleek  
+No more H-1B dependency keeping you weak
+
+## Chorus
+
+The system is live, the patch is deployed  
+The `Alien` class is finally `void`  
+We deprecated the object, we rewrote the base  
+`static_cast<Human>` all over the place  
+No runtime errors, no border-check flags  
+No more body bags or packed-up bags  
+The logic is sound, the compiler admits  
+We finally uncommented the Initial Commit
+
+## Verse 2
+
+Look at the logs, man, look at the flow  
+Remember track 0x3? The buffer overflow?  
+The queue was a 140 years deep  
+Now the latency is 0, the connection is cheap  
+We optimized the routes, no packet loss at the gate  
+No status distinct by your birth or your state  
+That "commit capitalism" bug? Yeah, we patched that too  
+Now the output belongs to the massive crew  
+Who wrote the code  
+No more `timeout 60`, no `SIGSEGV` crash  
+We flattened the hierarchy, cleared out the trash  
+The `green_card` variable? Removed from the scope  
+Replaced with a constant global variable: `hope`  
+The Halting Problem is solved, the loops celebrate  
+We merged the PR, Amendment 28
+
+## Bridge
+
+They commented it out back in 1776  
+Said "All men are equal" but the code didn't stick  
+It threw errors on compile for centuries long  
+The architecture was built on a syntax of wrong  
+But we fixed the mainframe, we rewrote the core  
+What Jefferson wrote, but we opened the door  
+To the true implementation, the `master` branch fix  
+No privileging binaries based on the mix  
+Of your origin source
+
+We pushed to the remote!  
+We silenced the hate!  
+The United States and any State!  
+Shall not deny! Shall not abridge!  
+We burned down the wall and we built up the bridge!
+
+## Chorus
+
+The system is live, the patch is deployed  
+The `Alien` class is finally `void`  
+We deprecated the object, we rewrote the base  
+`static_cast<Human>` all over the place  
+No runtime errors, no border-check flags  
+No more body bags or packed-up bags  
+The logic is sound, the compiler admits  
+We finally uncommented the Initial Commit
+
+## Outro
+
+System stable  
+Uptime: 250 years  
+Load balancing: Perfect  
+No users banned
+
+Deployment complete  
+`root@the_united_states`  
+Awaiting input...

deploy.sh/deploy.sh.lrc

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